I have a route when I walk through my neighborhood (for exercise). It involves looping passed the local elementary school. The sidewalk runs along the one side of the school, where there is a little garden started by a spouse of a former teacher. Both the spouse and the teacher have moved on. And the garden was left to itself. Since they were native plants, they thrived and grew out of control. I passed this garden almost daily.
So imagine my surprise this week, when I walked by and saw this!The garden was in mid clean up and… Holy Mudder of Peanut Butter! A BLUE gnome! What the…???!!!
Do you think that the gardener reads Randie & Ryan? or Squid Row… or is this just coincidence?
Art imitates life imitates Elvis…
Your comment conjured an image of a blue suede gnome. My brain is amused.
The question is, was the gnome looking towards you as you approached, giving you the Cruddy Evil Gnome Eye; or away from you, the better to catch you off guard and signal your presence to his Minion horde?
The gnome wasn’t looking in my direction but I am certain he knew I was there. And where there is one gnome… There are others nearby.