Good Lord! (Choke) Randi’s weird day is causing her to break out in Kirby Crackles! That’s just how weird it is.
As for making a Big Gnome: Spill should just tell Randi it’s really just a very small giant. Crisis averted.
I’m beginning to understand Randie’s irrational fear of gnomes – I have the same problem with Crash Bandicoot. They convinced me to have my team take on the preliminary work for the reboot of the game series, and two years later I still can’t get Activision to take him back. I’m beginning to fear that he will haunt me forever, like Randie’s gnomes…
Although it might me my own fault. 20 years ago when I was very young, Crash lost his tail because of me and now he haunts me. Did Randie ever do anything to anger the gnomes?
UB… I know nothing about of what you speak… Crash Bandicoot is foreign to me… I see the Wikipedia entry and will have to go read up.
To answer your question about Randie doing anything to upset the gnomes… not at first. Randie was exposed to “Night of the Killer Gnomes” at a very early age… with an amazing sense of imagination, the movie haunted her…. (Art imitating Life: The Exorcist and Phantasm … commercials on TV that gave me nightmares, and Night Gallery and Creature Features)… Whether or not the gnomes REALLY DO follow her or it is a figment of her imagination is not really well illustrated, so to speak.
But there was that gnome (a gift from Spill) that Randie threw into the ocean … that mighta irritated gnome-kind.
Emily and Ryan did not have an amiable breakup. She broke his heart by cheating on him… and although Ryan isn’t a vindictive or begrudging fellow, he chose NOT to contact Emily for one reason or another.
How much, and, this time, whose names get signed to it?
How much money would make it worth Randie’s time and frustration? And she’s really feeling anti-Jimmy at the moment…
And his name will be:
Gi-GNOME-ous!!
Hahah! Indeed… and her shall be AH-Maze-ing…. and will rule all the other little gnomes…
A gnome big enough to make into a GIANT ROBOT!
Ah, but what good is a giant Gnome-bot without a super villain to drive it?
Mwah, ha ha! This would be art imitating life!
Good Lord! (Choke) Randi’s weird day is causing her to break out in Kirby Crackles! That’s just how weird it is.
As for making a Big Gnome: Spill should just tell Randi it’s really just a very small giant. Crisis averted.
I love Kirby Crackles! And yes… it is JUST THAT WEIRD! OH… the giant gnome will be a giant gnome.
I suspect the free munchies were not enough……
the free munchies were tainted… and this whole evening has been nutso… just what else could go wrong!??
She could get hiccups!
I’m beginning to understand Randie’s irrational fear of gnomes – I have the same problem with Crash Bandicoot. They convinced me to have my team take on the preliminary work for the reboot of the game series, and two years later I still can’t get Activision to take him back. I’m beginning to fear that he will haunt me forever, like Randie’s gnomes…
Although it might me my own fault. 20 years ago when I was very young, Crash lost his tail because of me and now he haunts me. Did Randie ever do anything to anger the gnomes?
UB… I know nothing about of what you speak… Crash Bandicoot is foreign to me… I see the Wikipedia entry and will have to go read up.
To answer your question about Randie doing anything to upset the gnomes… not at first. Randie was exposed to “Night of the Killer Gnomes” at a very early age… with an amazing sense of imagination, the movie haunted her…. (Art imitating Life: The Exorcist and Phantasm … commercials on TV that gave me nightmares, and Night Gallery and Creature Features)… Whether or not the gnomes REALLY DO follow her or it is a figment of her imagination is not really well illustrated, so to speak.
But there was that gnome (a gift from Spill) that Randie threw into the ocean … that mighta irritated gnome-kind.
First things first – Spill’s new commission will obviously be intended as a protector for the rest of the gnomes – kind of a Guardin’ Gnome…
Secondly, Rye-bread clearly neglected to mention to Emily that he & Randie got hitched, or even to send an announcement card…
Giant Protector…. or KING of the gnome army??
Emily and Ryan did not have an amiable breakup. She broke his heart by cheating on him… and although Ryan isn’t a vindictive or begrudging fellow, he chose NOT to contact Emily for one reason or another.