Hope Ryan knows the various consistencies of snow. Too soft and *poofs* on your face and gets everywhere. Too slushy and it stings to the point of non-funniness.
Looks like he got the right combo of soft ‘n stick. Just don’t hang out under any icicles; Randie’ll have revenge on her mind!
Ryan hasn’t lived in snow for some time… his father was military and so they moved around a bit… so they lived in VA where there’s snow… but Ryan certainly didn’t have his girl to throw snowballs at… just his brother, which is a different level of combatant-ry. So I hope that he made that a “soft” snowball.
There’s this farmer, who was real upset that his daughter’s name was “written in the snow.” His neighbor said, “Take it easy, it’s just boys being boys.” The farmer replied, “Yeah, but it’s in *her* handwriting!”
‘Ryan, my old friend! Have you not heard the saying that revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold in Portland.’
There is that… Randie would not be adverse to some reverse snowballing… with less powder-puff.
Hope Ryan knows the various consistencies of snow. Too soft and *poofs* on your face and gets everywhere. Too slushy and it stings to the point of non-funniness.
Looks like he got the right combo of soft ‘n stick. Just don’t hang out under any icicles; Randie’ll have revenge on her mind!
Ryan hasn’t lived in snow for some time… his father was military and so they moved around a bit… so they lived in VA where there’s snow… but Ryan certainly didn’t have his girl to throw snowballs at… just his brother, which is a different level of combatant-ry. So I hope that he made that a “soft” snowball.
Yeah, the line between fun and fury gets thinner as the temperature drops.
Extreme temperatures will do that… when it’s a hundred and four… same thing but with less clothing.
Maybe a little more coffee and you can write your names in the snow.
Yah… it’s a side effect of coffee…and beer. All the good things have that going for it… hee hee.
There’s this farmer, who was real upset that his daughter’s name was “written in the snow.” His neighbor said, “Take it easy, it’s just boys being boys.” The farmer replied, “Yeah, but it’s in *her* handwriting!”
Come on, snow = snowballs. It’s just a fact, you should expect that, Randie!!