Miss Gnome-r
Apr19
on 04/19/2016
at 12:01 am
Randie hasn’t quite gotten over her fear of gnomes just yet. But she’s made progress… she’s not hiding under the table anymore (although she IS having lunch in the truck bed… do you suppose that is so they can make a quick get away should the gnomes stage an attack?)
Randie doesn’t have to write the crazy in her head, she displays it!
It’s true… Randie has some pretty big hurdles to jump in getting over her fear of gnomes. It’s a tough road… but she IS making some progress. Yah?
Yah.
Gnomes don’t run so fast… you can be in Vancouver before they even cross the county line!
It’s a Doctor Who thing. The gnomes can only move when you happen to be looking at something else. Then they sneak up on you and whack you in the knee caps.
Makes you wonder where these characters will be in 50 years. The crazy cat guy and the old lady who goes around breaking lawn ornaments.
It is when you are concentrating on something else, when you think everything is fine… that’s when you are most vulnerable. Beware friends. Always stay vigilant. Keep your hammer close.
Randi should invest in a large caliber pistol and training to use it. With a hammer, she has to get close to the gnomes to use it, and the they can strike. With a .45 ACP she can smash them from a distance. Much safer.