Love & Scooters
Oct18
on 10/18/2016
at 12:01 am
Bwains… ya gatta love them. Ryan knows the importance of protecting yer noggin.
Randie and Ryan
Tripping through married life…
Bwains… ya gatta love them. Ryan knows the importance of protecting yer noggin.
Awww….
hee hee
Brain protection. Because a faux Vespid isn’t fast enough to outrun a zombie. And if you’ve seen a zombie, you know that’s pretty bad!
In order to outrun a zombie you need that vintage Harley you showed us the other day. Because you know that even though the faux Vespid is in pretty good mechanical order, for the sake of the zombie situation, it would have some sort of mechanical failure… or at least run out of gas. Then she’d be toast… TOAST!!!!
I was stuck at how a zombie would be a threat to someone on a Vespa, and with no zombie threat there is no need to protect your brain with a zombie-proof helmet. Then I thought ‘Why not give zombies their own Vespa?’ There could be a whoe Zombies on Vespas Meme!
Genius! Zombies on Vespids, it cures the shambling problem! But we must ask ourselves: is Randi on a Vespid fast enough to outrun garden gnomes? Or even zombie garden gnomes? (No, never mind; there’s no need to make gnomes any worse than they are.) Gnomes may not shamble but they only have a teeny tiny stride. And I hear they’re not sprinters, that’s dwarfs. So chances are good that Randi should be safe from those gnasty gnaughty gnightmares.
I escaped brain injury when I had my spill on a moped, and I was doing about 25mph at the time. No helmet. BUT… I ‘escaped’ mean I was incredibly lucky. (And I did pick up second and third degree burns on my left leg, still visible when I tan.)
Yah, a helmet has its perks.
Yes, count yourself in the company of a guardian angel.
My brother worked on an ambulance while he was on his way to becoming a firefighter. They see some nasty things… the humor that gets them by refers to transporting motorcycle victims as “the meat wagon”… When my aunt got her Harley. My Gram, a retired RN, was livid … and to this day, Gram says nothing nice about the motorcycles.
In Phoenix the police call motorcycles “donor machines”. One traffic officer stated that, “If you ride a motorcycle in Phoenix, you WILL have an accident.”
Usually a brain is fuzzy *because* one isn’t wearing a helmet…
That actor… the Gary Busey crazy guy… motorcycle accident.
Aw…
yes… I think they are both fuzzy headed right now. Plus Harold!
Fuzzy brain make for fun-think imaginings of stuffs!
Ha… agreed!