Hotel Saturn
Nov02
Pretty nice hotel, yah? The Rubber Duckie Room is very swank! There’s even a rubber ducking in the tub!
Randie and Ryan
Tripping through married life…
Pretty nice hotel, yah? The Rubber Duckie Room is very swank! There’s even a rubber ducking in the tub!
Randie’s next dream might well be the apocalyptic battle between the Ducks and The Gnomes. There can be only one!
And THAT would be fun to draw… ducks battling gnomes to the death! Go ducks!
Someone actually gets nibbled to death by ducks?
You underestimate the power of ducks.
I’m sure it’s just ducky.
I’d prefer it to be the ducks. You can roast and eat a duck. Gnomes are too tough and stringy to eat. Flossing takes, like, for-EVER, to get all the gnome out of your teeth.
I admit, in a very soft voice, that I love the taste of duck. Dark meaty goodness. Ahem.
A hotel I used to visit put rubber ducks in the bathroom. You could even take them with you when you left—I put them in my bathroom.
What a top notch establishment. And a nice advertising tool. I hope they put their phone number on the bottom of the duckies.
Ah… this explains why I never see Bigfoot when I’m in the bath! My ducky keeps me safe!
Absolutely right! They are warder-offers!
Pete, It’s not the gnome meat that gets in your teeth…it’s all that darn hair! Never eat bearded food, I always say.
I never thought about it… feathers are a bear, but at least they are pluck-able. Whiskers… would mean, face-scalping. Ewwwwwwww!
“Rubber ducky, you’re the one.
You make bath time lots of fun.
Rubber ducky I am awfully fond of you.
Rubber Ducky, joy of joys.
When I squeeze you, you make noise.
Rubber ducky you’re my very best friend – it’s true.
Oh, every day when I make my way to the tubby,
I find a little fella who’s cute and yellow and chubby.
Rubber dubber ducky.
Rubber ducky you’re so fine,
And I’m lucky that you’re mine.
Rubber ducky I am awfully fond of—
Rubber duck I wish I had a whole pond of—
Rubber ducky I am awfully fond of you!”
—Ernie.
Anxiety Duck is better than Worry Weasel. He eats all your food, the little so and so…..
Anxiety ducks!? Hope yer not a fan of the Oregon Ducks football team.