Freak out!
Feb09
I recently heard that they post lifeguards at the Dead Sea… a place where drowning is nearly impossible because you float without trying. The reason? Because people can die, and DO, of panic.
This is how the gnomes will get Randie.
Randie and Ryan
Tripping through married life…
Sorry this one posted late. I am not sure why it didn’t post when scheduled… but WordPress felt that you should wait for it.
May I suggest therapy? Failing that, a sledgehammer, a low-gauge shotgun, and plenty of shells. In all seriousness though, panic attacks brought on for any reason are a serious issue and really do need to be looked at by professionals, and support should definitely be offered by friends and family. Education is the most useful tool in this regard: the more you know about something the less it is likely to scare you. Or the more you’ll know about avoiding danger!
Of course dead gnomes are safe gnomes…..
Yes, indeed… dead gnomes are safe gnomes.
Therapy… yes… lots of it! And weapons… lots of weapons. Good call.
I just can’t take gnomes seriously.
They always make me think of Keith Carridine!
(Lizzy McGuire’s father, who’s hobby was lawn gnomes.)
Gotta’ love panel 3!
I would expect you to like the creepiness of panel 3.
Although, the small exact-o blade would hardly be an impressive weapon.
Randie needs to put the fear of HER into the gnomes. She has to either win them over with kindness or – if they are truly that evil – dominate them with fear.
Knowing Randie, however, she’s not the sort that would do either. What’s needed here is a RYAN!
Reading what you said, it makes me see this episode as a metaphor for “The War on Terror”… as they call it. Which is one of those mis-“gnome”ers… (hahaha!). A REAL war on terror would be to kill terror/fear with kindness and love, and NOT weapons, guns and hate.
ANYhoo… Randie’s fear of all things gnomes is about to… well, just keep reading.