Duck Weapon
Oct31
on 10/31/2017
at 12:01 am
It’s true… a quacking angry duck can be used as a weapon! Don’t ask me how I know this.
Anyhow… Happy Halloween! Be Spooky and be safe! Boo!
It’s true… a quacking angry duck can be used as a weapon! Don’t ask me how I know this.
Anyhow… Happy Halloween! Be Spooky and be safe! Boo!
So I had a bad experience at this fancy restaurant. Everyone ordered roast duck and I got stuck ith the bill!
(rim shot)
Quack! Well, I often feel guilty about it, but I love duck meat. Sigh… I don’t have it all that often, but I love the delicious dark greasy meat… I had a tendency, when I would visit the now defunct “Tinnery” in Pacific Grove… I would order the duck wrap… it is probably the best duck I’ve had.
Duck duck goose?
Quack, Quack, HONK!
Don’t goose the duck!
No, don’t do that… The duck bites.
A dream most fowl!
Say what you will, but angry ducks are freakin’ TERRIFYING. Watching them charge someone in a fury, you’d think they were a little quacked.
Being saved by a duck is the best!